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Not fit to serve

Oct 24, 2012 (about 6 months ago)

Earlier today, I took the British Intelligence Officer Exam 1, it did not last very long:

MI6: Respond by typing QUESTIONS (e.g. 'What can you see?') and INSTRUCTIONS (e.g. 'Open the door')
MI6: Type HELP to read more about MAP, INVENTORY, SITREP and OBJECTIVES commands.
MI6: Patching you in...
AGENT: Being chased by five armed enemy agents.
AGENT: It's either face them in the open or find somewhere I can even the odds a little. Help.
YOU: Face them
AGENT: Please confirm. Don't want another 'reckless' note on my file. Stand and fight?
YOU: Yes
AGENT: You say it, I do it. Wish this woman the best of British...
AGENT: ...
AGENT: ...

AGENT STATUS: CAPTURED, PRESUMED UNDERGOING INTERROGATION - FAILED
OBJECTIVES STATUS: DATA NOT RECOVERED - FAILED
ENEMY OPERATIVES: AT LARGE, UNAVAILABLE FOR QUESTIONING - FAILED

SIMULATION FAILED

Oops!

Footnotes:

  1. Not a real exam. ↩

Tagged with: fun, james bond

6 responses to “Not fit to serve”

  • ZIlvarael ZIlvarael on,
    Oct 25, 2012 (about 6 months ago)

    Wow I just gave that a look over myself! It is quite fun up to the point where I end up getting killed…

    xD

    Thanks for the share!

  • rich scadding rich scadding on,
    Oct 25, 2012 (about 6 months ago)

    This is great! Apart from the fact that all the equipment is Sony “EQUIPMENT: VAIO laptop; Xperia phone; magnetic watch with explosive charge.”

    Checking Sony site for that watch :P

  • corenominal corenominal on,
    Oct 25, 2012 (about 6 months ago)

    @rich, yup, it is definitely a promotional exercise by Sony, still, it is quite a good one :)

  • jotapesse jotapesse on,
    Oct 25, 2012 (about 6 months ago)

    I’m afraid I’m fit to serve… with a 75% percentile, that is. :-) Nice. I’ll be heading to london soon. You’ll be hearing from me…

  • Palmer Palmer on,
    Nov 5, 2012 (about 6 months ago)

    Ha, I got a similar result.

    AGENT STATUS: KILLED - PASSED
OBJECTIVES STATUS: DATA NOT RECOVERED - FAILED
ENEMY OPERATIVES: AT LARGE, UNAVAILABLE FOR QUESTIONING - FAILED

    Pretty fun up until that point either way. :)

  • Palmer Palmer on,
    Nov 5, 2012 (about 6 months ago)

    To follow up on that last one, after retrying the first and getting a feel for what you are doing, it’s not so bad. The last test… Still very hard, and you only get one try. D:

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